You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin. The type of fart that seems harmless, but then brings a small poop as a housewarming gift. You take a gamble that it's going to be a fart and stay where you are, but tragically come to realize that this is much more than a fart... (The BACK button will NOT get you back here.) Farting in Bed Hilarious video of married couple. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the first possible opportunity. It feels like it's going to be a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny little squeaker fart plus the head of something massive. (This one is also known as SBL: Silent But Lethal and Toxic Assassin.) GNL (Gambled 'n' Lost). Click on the link, wait a few seconds, and the video should start automatically. When the video ends, click on the X in the top right corner to close the browser window and return here.
One more great manner to throw your jizz on your girl is to penetrate bitch from the back in doggy style (or turn her around right before ejaculation) and giva a strong massive cum right over her butt cheeks or between of them covering her wet pink anus with your white sticky substance. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Try to avoid this one if you're wearing white trousers. You feel the presence of a mighty fart but are unable to release it due to your situation (first date, new customer, important business meeting, etc.). But 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everybody starts to cough and splutter. All that broccoli, beans, and beer you had for dinner last night has decayed and fermented into about 1,000 ml of noxious gas just dying to escape from your rectum. Fart Box Load a remote-controlled sound effects with fart sounds, place it in a guy's back pocket, and have him fire it off near innocent victims. Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless cloud of dirty, noxious fumes. You didn't even know that it was there, but suddenly . You shuffle off to the toilet and give thanks you weren't in a business meeting or job interview when it happened. Next big gamble: do you put your underpants in the laundry basket and hope your wife won't notice, do you wash 'em out yourself, or do you throw 'em away? The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. A fart you make in bed -- any kind at all -- followed up by holding your partner's head under the bedclothes so that he/she can get the full effect of it. (The guy had beans for supper.) Farting Contest Animated farting contest between three dinosaurs.Which way do you guys prefer to cum on your girlfriend? There are a lot different styles to ejaculate your semen except the most usual vaginal cumshot or "creampie" (the same, but outside).A lot of men incline their women to a blowjob to finish right in her mouth or even throat with swallow then.